The Wachowskis are hit and miss (I’m one of the few who liked Speed Racer), but Jupiter Ascending looks like a visually stunning blockbuster, even if it’s going to be a complete mess ala Cloud Atlas. At least, Sean Bean will probably die another spectacular death.
So the Turtles are now the result of a super-soldier program run by White Guy Shredder and April O’Neil’s father? Do. Not. Want.
Live. Die. Repeat. In theaters, June 6th.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson goes on an epic quest to punch giant animals in the face.
“Just another Saturday night…” Dimension has released the first trailer for Sin City: A Dame To Kill For, based on the comic books by Frank Miller.
Paramount has released the teaser trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction. I still hate Michael Bay, but I’ll give them credit for dipping into the Transformers mythos. Looks like we’re gonna get Galvatron, Cyclonus, the Dino-Bots & the Star Saber.