Jupiter Ascending

The Wachowskis are hit and miss (I’m one of the few who liked Speed Racer), but Jupiter Ascending looks like a visually stunning blockbuster, even if it’s going to be a complete mess ala Cloud Atlas. At least, Sean Bean will probably die another spectacular death.

TMNT 2014

So the Turtles are now the result of a super-soldier program run by White Guy Shredder and April O’Neil’s father? Do. Not. Want.

Transformers: Age of Extinction

Paramount has released the teaser trailer for Transformers: Age of Extinction. I still hate Michael Bay, but I’ll give them credit for dipping into the Transformers mythos. Looks like we’re gonna get Galvatron, Cyclonus, the Dino-Bots & the Star Saber.